ONWUASOANYA FCC JONES
Many people may not know, but discussing Nigeria’s politics could be very harmful for one’s mental health. Many times, I had tried to quit, but at other times, I feel that discussing the embarrassment that our politics has become, is a better way to ease the mental pressure I get from merely listening or reading about the escapades of those we look up to as some kind of political lords. Someone recently described 70% of these politicians as lunatics, and I think if they were really lunatics, they might at least provide us some comic relief, but I feel most of them imbeciles and and at the same time m*d, hence, they are too dull to even find a smart way of explaining off their many disastrous flops.
This is why we have a former Senator, a two term governor, a founder of political Parties, a presidential candidate of a governing Party and someone who can in truth be credited for his efforts in fighting for a return to civil rule, struggling to explain off his birth, education and even his name.
I share Charles Ogbu’s analysis that Tinubu has his Primary and Secondary school certificates, but is afraid to present them, because those documents might expose his true background and age. For a man whose first daughter is allegedly about sixty years old, yet claiming to be seventy, Charles’ suspicion might not be out of place.
But, all these assumptions and outright fabrications can actually be put to final rest, if our investigators are serious about digging up the facts. Let me tell you very simple ways this can be done;
1. Tinubu should write to the Primary School he attended or to the Ministry of Education of the State where this school is located, demanding for a file copy of his FSLC.He can make a photocopy of same and present to INEC.
2. He or his representatives should write to WAEC or the exam body that conducted his Secondary School Certificate Examination, and demand for the file copy of his SSCE result.
3. And for his university degree certificate, let the management of the Chicago State University provide another copy of his certificate or send a photocopy of their file copy to him. Writing a letter affirming that he was a student of the school is not acceptable.
The truth is that it is either Tinubu didn’t attend any school or he doesn’t want his secrets about his age and background exposed. Anyone who truly went to any school and actually acquired some certificates will not leave those certificates behind while going on exile. If such a person actually did, then, he or she has a mental problem and is obviously not qualified to seek to govern human beings in this century. That person should apply to be a farm hand in a piggery. Definitely, not as a manager of the piggery, because he will most likely run that piggery aground if left in his care.